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Zenith Farm is more idea than band. A mish mash of stand-up, acoustic music, and live action skits, Zenith Farm presents a variety of tales concerning incest, abortion, bestiality, drug abuse, and the beauty and mystery that is the male genitalia. At times it's offensive and unapologetic, soft and sweet yet harsh and just plain wrong; but always catchy. The music is a pretty package of dirty little things, combining folk music with a punk attitude, Zenith Farm brings you to your knees then smacks you across the face with a 15 inch crocheted penis. But it's not the music that's the showcase, the lyrics and the stories being performed live by this band of misfits led by an Amish elder in a pumpkin mask who considers himself king, a mute monkey playing lead guitar and bass, a drunken former llama fighter called The Real Phil bringing the pretty voice needed for all those dirty things and finally a piece of shit rabbit with the 15" cock; crocheted of course. The live show is almost completely original and a jaw dropping wonderment to behold, complete with a cockfight, a rodent sex game, and a lot of dancing on bars with your fake dick hanging out. We're different, we don't give a f***, and we are ready to spread our pleasant venereal disease around the world. Zenith Farm is: Sid Masters, Pumpkin King, Grandpa, The Real Phil and Bunny who in all actuality are ***** *****, ****** *****, ******* *****, **** ********.