Christmas Is Knockin'
1. Christmas Is Knockin' - A postmodern holiday frenzy, rockabilly style 2. On This Silent Night - Folky falsettoed cosmic vision (inspired by Fr. Josef Mohr's lyrics to the classic carol, 'Silent Night,' written in early 19th Century Austria) 3. Letter to Santa Blues - A sneery booze-fueled postbreakup ranting plea 4. Calypso Christmas - Trinidadian tradition and rhythms befall non-islanders 5. Christmas Valentine - Cosmopolitan love affair gone schmaltz 6. The Christmas Dance - Tongue in cheek romantic rebound in 3/4 time 7. Christmas Shoppin' - A familiar refrain introduces a swinging account of holiday mall insanity that eventually manages to disturb even the ghost of Elvis 8. On Our Merry Christmas Way - Good clean old school fun at a cantering pace 9. Buon Natale My Christmas Dolly - Obvious Lou Monte rip off, but proves broken English to still be a charming art form 10. Patrick and Riley's First Christmas - Newborns need to be fed, burped, changed and snapped (no excuses for the questionable Riley rhymes... except try rhyming Patrick) 11. A Day Off with Snow - A bouncy ditty about postponed education (What???) 12. The Worst Night of the Year - Country flavored girl-splits ballad against the backdrop of a rowdy New Year's Eve party 13. Winter Warm - Cuddly, cozy ragtime grooved solution for saving energy 14. Chimes Hill - A dirge blowing in the wind 15. Navidad Viene Mañana - Tex-Mex proof that the Spanish lessons paid off 16. Christmas Cheer - With the help of a playful double entendre, a straight ahead rock'n'roll toast 'to all your holiday wishes'