Nick Wolff & The Homosexual Mannerismz play a teste-fueled mix of old-school punk & cock-rock tunes, and they do it only as true man's-men can. The bands performance can only be described as a gay pride parade mixed with a campaign rally on stage. Like any good car wreck, you just have to stop and take an evil glance at the poor bastards that just got rear-ended. Formed in late 2005, these fellow suburbanite rockers strive to bring their sick & tasteless brand of punk-rock humor to stages everywhere. If you've ever wanted to see a drum solo performed with set of eight inch marital aids, a rusty-trumpet featurette, or even a just a little accompaniment from penis-shaped kazoo, then these boys sure won't disappoint. With such catchy foot-tapping, ball-slapping ditties as 'White Trash Love Story' and 'MySpace Whore', you would have to be a bitter homo-phobe or a member of the clergy not to appreciate their rock & roll hijinks. Even while taking a shot at fellow mid-western rockers with such tunes as 'All My Friends Bands Suck' and 'Stuck With Us', both friends and fans everywhere just hate to love these guys! The Nick Wolff band includes former members of Pride of Ohio, F***in-a Squadcar and former Amps 2 Eleven/Southern Tresspass/Step Sister/Markey Ramone bassist Aaron Dowell.