Nick Pavey is not real. 'He' is one facet of the Earth-bound manifestation of the Beyond entity known as the Zeebernoffer. He is trolling the Unthinking Depths because he happens to really like Japanese food, English football, and playing the drums. He would like you to purchase his record as it will enable him to practice the human qualities gratitude and self-satisfaction. He would also prefer it if you would listen to his music on headphones or on a good stereo system and not on the crappy speakers inside your computer. Nick Pavey would also like to thank you for visiting his page.