'... [The Modern Electric] nail the joys and woes of wintertime around these parts in four glorious sleigh-bell-speckled minutes. We'd so much rather listen to this than to She & Him's joyless new holiday collection.' - Scene Magazine '... your favorite new song about Christmas' - Case Westerm Reserve Observer The Modern Electric - Northcoast Christmas Shopping at a thrift store in December this'll be a Christmas to remember. Dirty decorations never fail dirty decorations always on sale. Lake effect snow up to our shoulders I'm moving down to Florida when I get older. Digging out our cars with the vents all blowing it'll be hours 'fore the heat gets going. Raise your beer, it's a Christmas on the northcoast. Raise your voice, it's a carol that you know. Recycling your gifts at the office party quoting all the lines from "A Christmas Story." Wrapping up presents with the morning paper. Why spend the money when it's garbage later? Daddy's saying prayers: Let the Browns do okay, while his kids are praying for another snow day. Your neighbors have the brightest lights in the whole town. It'll be months 'fore they take those lights down. Raise your beer, it's a Christmas on the northcoast. Raise your voice, it's a carol that you know.