Tea First Then Sex
Another glittering gem from Upstate New York via Footscray, Mount Waverley and Mosman . This one hits it out of the ball park folks. After wandering the streets of San Francisco, the frozen wastes of New York City, the artist has finally found Utopia. To not have to listen to the 99.9% of utter crap that emanates from sound systems in stores would be Utopia, but unfortunately everywhere you go you're likely to hear crap, although that's not true all the time. Look, put on this CD and you'll have women at your feet. It's soothing, yet savage. Electrifying yet soporific. Ladies, you'll have the most wonderful time on a cold winters night snuggled up in bed with a set of headphones, this CD, and your favorite plush teddy bear or other stuffed animal, including boyfriends. It's positively orgasmic, and you'll not only have that annoying aspect of a strange person lying next to you in the morning, if you're took a powerful sedative you won't remember a thing. Gentlemen, buy a copy for that special someone. Hell, hand them out willy nilly, the girls will come running after 30 seconds of the first track. I think you're gonna like what you hear.