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Harry Hayward has been doing what he has been doing for a long long time. He was once permanately banned from Miami Beach for performing Dog Humpie on stage with the bands equiptment manager, Moonman. His material ranges from spoken word such as The Therapist, The Capn's On his Way and Harry You A Butthead, to the jazzy 'My Last Drunk (so far...)', a foot tapping 'Animal Hoedown' featuring clarinet, Tuba and dildo, and the' French' Allons Poo-Poo. Other tunes range from the countryish ' It Took 4 Beatles to Make 1 Elvis', ' A Girl Named Johnny Cash' and that memorable favorite 'Hunk O'Nookie'. Harry is a ventriloquist who has an 80 year old dummy who 'works with wood' in public. This CD was reviewed in MOJO magazine. Harry thinks it was a good revue but can't really remember. Though he does not understand how, one of his songs 'I'll Never Be Happy Again' was used on the TV show 'The Shield'. The 15 second cameo has netted him some $300 over the last 3 year period. 'and that my friends is true success'. Love & good Karma.