Cookie Makin Satan Haters
We are the Cookie Makin Satan Haters. We are a rock band. We have no support from any kind of label. We do everything ourselves. We don't have a hamster's chance in the large intestine of keeping up with Jones' of the music world. And to that we say 'f%$k it'. We don't have expensive equipment. No one in our band is rich. All of our mothers and fathers worked hard just to get by, just like we do now. No gimmicks. No connections. None of us knows what Emo is. We don't have our hair parted over one eye. Fashion isn't really our thing. I mean who wants to sound like another Blink 182 or some other clone pop punk band that has flooded the music scene over the last few years? Bands used to have ethics and lived up to them. Now selling out is the norm. Have a little self-respect. Whores will be treated like whores. Whatever happened to rock music anyhow? Back in the early 90's there was a surplus of awesome bands. Now those bands have morphed into rock dinosaurs like Rage Against the Soundgarden and Guns & Stone Temple Pilots. The pre-requisite for being signed these days is having already sold millions of albums in a previously mega band. That is arena rock bullshit at it's most desperate. Go back to the garage. Get back to the basement where true rock and roll still lives, inside of our hearts where it all started. We never got into this band just so we could sell out and loose all the respect that we may have earned. Don't let them fool you into thinking you need to be on American Idiot Whore Face to play music. Don't think you need endorsement deals and an iPod spot to be a respected band. Please just rock from the tips of your big toes to the depths of your soul. Please download our stuff and share it. If you like it support us by buying an album or coming to one of our shows. That is all. Free downloading in the end will save music. It will give the underground a chance. We all need a chance. Rock and roll comes and goes, ebbs and flows. Help bring it back to where it is going once again. Keep the Faith. Peace, Cookie Makin Satan Haters.