Full Contact Bingo
Ok, let's see what's in here: kung fu old ladies, circus freaks, disco songs about religious videos tapes we found in the attic, bad John Travolta impressions, sailors who are quite silly, lumberjacks who are quite looney, happy dogs, pirates, horny Bigfoot sightings, lessons about St. Patrick and Ireland, political satire that is about 6 years behind the curve, acrimonious break-up songs, daytime TV personalities and songs about the losers who watch them, geriatric death-by-boogie, all that got dam HARD ROCK (I HATE HARD ROCK!), a song about a train (gotta have a song about a train), a genuine lament for the decay of rock 'n' roll, and even a fashionable goodbye fitting of a Coal Bin Bros. Swan song. Seriously, this album is pert near 65 minutes of insanity, and frankly, I don't think you can make it through it with a significant portion of your sanity intact...we sure didn't! Do you like the Beatles' White Album? Well, this is like that...too long, all over the place, full of weird stuff, different people sitting in secretly because the band is a total mess and some of us have pain in the arse wives other band members don't like and who won't let us play on all the songs and blah blah blah blah! Dig it, or don't! It's not a bad acid trip, it's Full Contact BINGO™!