Certain Failure: Comedy Satire, Rock, Reggae, Funk, Pop, Deep, not so Deep. "The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly ?being either proven right or pleasantly surprised." - George F. Will Taking this maxim to heart, Certain Failure present their debut CD - POW! An album full of alarmingly humorous snapshots of real life - on sale online now! Certain Failure will either achieve their stated objective, or fail at that and be wildly successful. If you like: intelligent, witty, satirical lyrics and great foot tapping tracks?- think Tenacious D, Weird Al Yankovic, Frank Zappa, TISM etc. ... If you hate: pretentious, angsty, inward looking drivel ... Then you'll love: Certain Failure and their debut album, POW! This album is an Australian collaboration between two old buddies, Paul Smart and Danny Bryan. Notable extras include Peter Robinson (Electric Mary) on Vegetarian and virtuoso guitar wizardry from the world famous Smokin' Joe Robinson (winner of Australia's got Talent at age 16 and now touring the world and working with the likes of BB King) who rips on many tracks! This is one cracker of an album - not a dud track on it! For you geeky types, POW! Has been mastered by the great Brian Gardener of Bernie Grundman mastering studios in Hollywood. Check out the artists he's mastered - it reads like a who's who of music and includes Madonna, Bob Marley, Prince, B52s, Beyonce, Beastie Boys, David Bowie, Michael Jackson, Red Hot Chilli Peppers etc. - needless to say, the album sounds good! Further Inspiration: "Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm." - Sir Winston Churchill" "Eighty percent of success is showing up." - Woody Allen "I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." - Bill Cosby "A person is a success if they get up in the morning and gets to bed at night ?and in between does what he wants to do." - Bob Dylan.