WHAZZUP! My first encounter with the rap genre was when I began to perform 'Shop Until You Drop,' complete with crotch-clutching and poofing drum noises, live, rolling around on the decks of the beach bars where I played. Since this amused patrons highly, I devised a Christmas release, which includes all the reindeer, Santa, Mrs. Santa, and Jamal, the latest deer. Lately I have taken to complainig about how our state, Delaware, changed their motto from 'Small Wonder,' which I wrote up as a song pretty popular in these parts, to 'Home of Tax-Free Shopping,' which it is -- but HOW TACKY, I mean 'Free kittens with every trip to the salad bar!' -- and then I do the 'Shop' bit.