Atomic Grind Show
Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls! Dearest down trodden members of the dregs! Don't be shy! Step right up and gaze in wide mouthed wonder at... THE ATOMIC GRIND SHOW! A supersonic ten-in-one!!! The Atomic Grind Show entrances audiences in Backrooms, Speakeasys and Circuses throughout Gotham! Don't miss the bus! Experience Rock, Roll, Jazz, Blues, Country, Western,Vaudeville, Dance, Circus, and Funk, all in one night! All IN ONE BAND!!!!! THE ATOMIC GRIND SHOW! Hear Ballads of the Bizarre! Behold Sights and Sounds of Past Futures! Observe Theatre Music that isn't Musical Theatre! IN ALL FOUR DIMENSIONS! Strange but true! Long with lust for the PARK SLOPE MAMMA! Quake with fear of the diabolical EVIL-DOERS! Listen with disbelief to the tale of the pitiable WALRUS MAN! THE ATOMIC GRIND SHOW is an astounding and amazing spectacle worth every damp bit of dollar in your sweat soaked hand!