Life & Times of Gordon Bennett
Once upon a time, in a little country called England, there lived a man named Gordon Bennett. Now Gordon liked to pluck his guitar, and so, in the first decade of the 21st century, he wrote some songs. One fine day Gordon decided he would like to record his songs on a compact disc, and so, that's just what he did. Then he thought it might be nice to put some pictures with his songs, and so, he did. Later that day Gordon asked his friends to help him, and so, they did. Gordon liked what he and his friends had made because he thought it was good, and so, he lived happily ever after. The end.