01.Thank you If you can hear this song You know who you are I've got just two words I'd like to say Thank you and thank you and thank you... And f*** you! Thanks This means a lot You f***ing rule 02.Wake up It's time for you to Wake up Smell the coffee or shit I don't care Open your eyes Wake up It's there for us to see Once you try To see the lies Pasteurized, homogeonized by your TV There's no longer need for reality No place for us to hide Cable linked to our mind Please Can you rewind To the beginning, let's start again quantum possibilities are our friends the photons and I play tricks with your mind It's time to Wake up Can you feel it Scraping your mind Can you feel it Sucking the time Wake up Wake up and open your eyes... mind It's not enough to just open your mind... eyes Wake up Something's wrong Take control Don't compromise Wake up Think for yourself It's not too late To cross the line Keeps us chained to the past But this cloud will not last Microwave frequencies make us sleepy Wake up It will not last Doesn't matter what's on your TV It's only a phallus for your cavity They're f***ing our brains out It's time that we shout Wake up Can you hear me now? 03.T.B.I.T.B. As I look down I start to drown I swallow my fear As it appears I can see my mind And I know it's time Cause I know what I know And what I know I know So here I am In the shadow of the mind Watching the plan Slowly unwind I need to stretch the limits And so I'll push even more To break down the door Someday the door will fall But it doesn't move At all 04.Chocolate Cake God is great He gives us chocolate cake God is great He gives us chocolate cake God is great He gives us chocolate cake God is great He gives us chocolate cake Laugh you silly christians Cause the point you're missing Every sunday you stand in line To get some stale bread and wine If you want to find your saviour You're going to have to change your behaviour Cause vanilla is so fake The son of god is chocolate cake The son of god is chocolate cake The son of god is chocolate cake The son of god is chocolate cake 05.This Land This land ain't your land This land ain't my land Our forefathers stole it from the native americans with comfy blankets, we took their lives and souls this land was paved with blood and greed Not quite in Pittsburgh I pissed inside it The store they were building Never denied it Going through the motions Taking my own damn time This land was made from make believe Those cops on the street They call the police Have beat everyone who lives down my street the neighbors have had it They ain't gonna take no more Tonight the cops, they will get beat But you see the native americans they have a plan gonna build casinos all across their land win back their money, buy back their country what a beautiful day that'll be 06.I.M.A.P.NESS We've got to slow down or rot Time will wash us away It's this price we're living We all pay As the passage of time in our minds unwinds Slowly we will come to know ourselves Better as a whole Patience is a lesson which we all must come to learn If we ever hope to deal with our own disconcerns The time for retribution has finally come to pass And we must sustain it as long as it shall last Because trying to go faster than we can at this time Is a futile task for these primitive minds The world we see around us is as fast as we can go Trying to beat the clock will only make us slow So how can we expect to grow when knowing what we know Is quickly becoming our greatest foe The light that you have in your head is not as yet undead So use it to your advantage So how can we ignore the cries of our descendants slow demise Just because of our expedeient arise So now we know the consequences of the wrong which we've begun We must do all we can to stop this spell we've set in motion We've got to find a way to stop this slow decay And ensure the propagation of our species great array 07.In the Mind of Man I watch as you march on right past me Wearing a flag of work and family Marching towards an unattainable prize Never do you open your eyes To realize that the end, my friend is just the beginning again What are we thankful for What are we fighting for Can there be any more? The burden increases with every step As you march on and on and on and on... So just march on to your slow demise It destroys the strong, tears down the wise You are alone in this mass of humanity You no longer wear the veil of dignity Your basic needs have been quantified Slowly they reduce the supply What are we thankful for What are we fighting for Can there be any more? The burden increases with every step As you march on and on and on and on... Would you fight to get your share Can you have just a little care If an old man in front had to die For only the masses to pass by Would anyone care if your name was called They'll just march on through it all I know what I'm thankful for I know what I'm fighting for So I refuse and resist the structure that exists in the mind of man 08.Almost Blind Look to my left, pass it to my right Smoke in my eyes I'm feeling alright Don't be shy Reach down, hold it inside Let the smoke fill your eyes Now you're almost blind 09.Killing Time You said that you'd love me Until the end of time and back You promised me the world and said Our love's as clear as white is black You said that you'd please me Because the way I move my hands pleases you But it's always a lie you see It's never true, never true Your faded truthfulness crashes down the walls atop my life You lit the match, now the flame jumps higher and higher You took my heart, I'll take your life The killing, it starts here You started me out, now I'll finish you off Straining to see If you could see through my eyes Maybe you could see just where I stand And maybe you'd realize All I ever need is a helping hand but when you reached out your hand to me I opened up my heart You put your body close to mine And tore it all apart Your growing worthlessness pushes me down it makes me cry Tonight's the night that I stood by and watched it all just die You took my heart, I'll take your life The killing, it starts here You started me out, now I'll finish you off Straining to see 10.Sandbox Sitting in my room All alone Take out my lighter Spark up a bone Bring it to my lips Deeply inhale My head gets light and I begin to sail Down the road that makes me forget The troubles of my day And now I'm all set I see my self When I was young I go to the sandbox to have some fun I wanna stay in my sandbox ain't got no cares in my sandbox When I wake, my head is heavy with the problems of the day before me i find my lighter so I can fly again but my problems will never end I wanna stay in my sandbox ain't got no cares in my sandbox 11a.In Fear of Knowing These voiceless whispers That fill my mind Teeming thoughts In unseen time Planting deep the seeds of night Void of course, robbed of flight Waiting to spread Stolen wings The songless bird who longs to sing Waiting for an epiphany Praying for a f***ing miracle Accepting the dark In fear of knowing Well I've let myself down One too many times And now I stand alone but I see that I'm not standing On solid ground I've never been standing on solid ground I stop now and take inventory Of just where I've failed Sometimes just being confused I sit back and let go In fear of knowing 11b.Rape Al This is a song about love (and duct tape) I just want to rape Al Gore I just want to rape Al Gore I just want to rape Al Gore Throw his tattered clothing to the floor Cause Tipper's such a f***ing whore I just want to rape Al Gore Chris is in front, Chelsea's in back They're all bending over, Ben likes it like that I'm not drunk, I'm not gay Can't help that I feel this way I just want to rape Al Gore I just want to rape Al Gore I just want to rape Al Gore Cause Tipper's suck a f***ing whore I just want to rape Al Gore Want to throw his tattered clothing to the floor 13.Buy us some beer Hey you Standing there Haven't we met? Somewhere a long time ago A face I'll never forget We've got a favor to ask We're short on cash So won't you Please won't you Buy us some beer? 14.Underwear Well I know when you get there at night now It can't be much better Well I know when you get there at night now It can't get much better By the broken vagabond hard-carried in my bag It means something to me That is something else That i have never had Underwear underwear oh, my underwear, underwear under where? on your head Head... on your head Head... on your head Well i know whean you get there at night now It can't be much beteer Well I know when you get there at night now You can hardly see the way it gets better By the look in your soul I can see it through your eyes I can tell the way that you feel tonight By when i'm in between your thighs 15.Today I may appear confident but I'm just as f***ed as you You may think I know I know I'm broken, too I use glue to fill my cracks Taped on Edges too thin Stapled my guts in place My frame is held by wire Masks hide everything Excepting the eyes Concealing scarred face revealing hard pride My heart Has been hidden far out of reach to get to it from within you'd have to dig too deep Cover yourself in me as I crawl through you darkness lurking inside in between me and you If I could claw through this titanium paper skin All the lands without could still not fill me but a single spark within 16.Nuke and Pave Let's nuke the whales and block the sun Burn all the trees, kill everyone Cause we don't need to suffer If there's no one to complain So if we kill off everyone Then we're all the same Why feed the f***ing starving When they could be used for fuel Burn them in a furnace and Kentucky Fry them too Then we can take their organs auction them to highest bidder Either way, f***ed everyday, some wealthy man's the winner It's new wave, it's new age Nuke and Pave Nuke and Pave New this year and all the rage Nuke and Pave Nuke and Pave For all we kill there's some we save Nuke and Pave Nuke and Pave Trouble bound, f***ed anyway Nuke and Pave Nuke and Pave Imminent damnation has come Wishing and hoping won't change the world Our chance for survival has gone Perfection is realized when we're all killed Why stop at ending hunger We could build a war machine Burn our public schools down and destroy our people's dreams We could send them off to war and teach them that it's cool To kill a lot of people and be used as a tool It's new wave, it's new age Nuke and Pave Nuke and Pave New this year and all the rage Nuke and Pave Nuke and Pave For all we kill there's some we save Nuke and Pave Nuke and Pave Trouble bound, f***ed anyway Nuke and Pave Nuke and Pave 17.I don't Know We travel through this vastness of dark matter Using knowledge that we gather I see the light That travels right past us As the universe unravels No one can tell me how things are supposed to be Cause I know in my head That there is just me And me over and over again But you can't see Now as I look At everyone around me I see things more clearly We are all but one in our minds But still we keep searching for Other different kinds Between us and the future there is such contrast Because everyone else is a reflection of the past The past, the past To which my mind is cast You can't see the truth When it's staring right at you You know there's a better way Still you've got nothing to say Nothing to say Nothing to say We can not reconcile our actions from before But all we can do is just try to restore Restore, restore what's lost for ever more 18.Call to Arms This is a waiver not a disclaimer I have no knowledge of the day punk died It's sad and it makes me mad To witness the assassination of our tribe to the end, my friend I'm gonna fight like punk's alive I know where I stand I draw my line in the sand this is a call to arms someone ring the alarm punk is not a category like pop or rock or f***ing country it is a state of mind Stereotyping classification by their design Control our minds with dollar signs success is measured by our greed gimme a slice of the American pie Survival of the richest, unnatural selection On your knees, say pretty please You're a dime a dozen, so pay attention I know where I stand I draw my line in the sand this is a call to arms someone ring the alarm punk is not a category like pop or rock or f***ing country it is a state of mind Stereotyping classification by their design This is a call for unity To fight corruption with anarchy they can not control us it's time to raise the chorus we will not stand by while my brothers you bribe we will not stand by while my brothers, they die we will not stand by 19.Punk Waltz They tell me my music has so long been dead Since 1977 not one good punk rock band And everything you believe will soon be forgotten So put down that guitar, you'd better get to working But I don't believe in quitting on dreams And I'd rather die than become a machine There's nothing I can do so I'd better be me Inspired by life and that's all that I need There's so many useless words that we could be saying But none of them bear any mark On me or what I'm playing You can't refuse to realize it at all Punk rock isn't dead it's only evolved But I don't understand and I can't believe That there's nothing out there past what you perceive And music is my voice, punk rock is my speech Got nothing to prove, got nothing to preach Cause rotting in some hole many years from now I'll know that I'm free and I won't have to frown Cause some men are slaves, some men are servants Some men are rich, but none of them are perfect 20.Man Maid Everywhere I look, you're all that I see Your monuments of human progress lay in ruins all around me but still you strive to keep what you have gained but thanks to entropy it's getting hard to maintain I don't want your man-made wilderness I don't need your man-made wilderness If I had a choice between this or nothing I would always choose nothing The atmosphere is thick It's getting difficult to breathe choking on your own waste really it's hard to believe that human beings choose this path of self-mutilation instead of following love I don't want your man-made wilderness I don't need your man-made wilderness We'd all be better off without it Will it happen? I'm counting on it THC helps me to see the nest of lies you call your lives at the moment you lose your dreams in my eyes you all have died I don't want your man-made wilderness I don't need your man-made wilderness No matter how bad it seems I know I'll always still have my dreams 21.Relativity I know I'm not the only one who can feel it but still you choose not to believe it so you wait for someone to tell you why but god is dead, jesus, he is a lie I don't expect to save the world with just one song i just want you to know that something is wrong so now it's time to take the first step ... your first step I can see your world coming down There's nothing you can do this time around you're so sure of your course you can't see past the day stop and forget it all there's so much time to play It's simple really, just stay in time the first step is only in your mind it's only in your mind it's simple really, just stay in time the first step is only in your mind it's only in your mind 22.Overtired Well she looked at me and threw an empty beer can across the room I smiled and said I think I'll stay awhile You were standing laying on the ceiling Screaming obscenities I looked at my feet and thought it'd be real neat if I could crush your head It's hard to do with dealing with it and sometimes i don't know what to do I'm high on paint fumes and gasoline I've been sniffing too much glue Well, sometimes I wish I were a fascist antichrist from Latvia But then I think that I'm just a man with a dream My insurance left me and my girlfriend's due I think I have some sort of VD But then I think well, hell, I've still got soil Dirt I've heard that anal sex is painful My jew is hairy, why can't I scream out loud I tried to rape the Virgin Mary I f***ed Jesus, and I'm not proud 23.Nice Cup This is for you, motherf***ers You think you've got me down But i'm not the one with shit on my face Your life started with god's divine grace years gone by turned into waste How bout a nice cup of shut the f*** up How bout a nice cup of shut the f*** up How bout a nice cup of shut the f*** up How bout a nice cup of shut the f*** up You get what for you ask Haven't you learned Thanks for the shovel Yeah I dig With your squealing at me Like i'm a stuck pig Any opposite opinions are met with your derision You're f***ing indecision is causing this schism And you blame me But my fault it isn't I ain't no religious freak I didn't say i was your saviour All i said was I am me 24.Goodnight Ladies and Gentleman, we are Almost Blind reminding you to help control the human population. Have your children spayed or neutered. Goodnight.