Juss Don't Care
TOP SECRET A Top Secret file has been leaked. It's alleged origin is from the desert location known to the public as Area 51. In these documents, recently released by the Associated Press, the profile of a rare species was discovered. Tow species that appear in human form, with exceptional rap skills have escaped from captivity. Originally discovered in the Detroit Metropolitan Area, they are known as IllManored. The FBI recently put out an APB on these individuals. Aiding the FBI; is radio personality Lieutenant Dre, founder of the famed Hype Squad (Lt. Dre & Suga Ray) on 105.9 fm Radio One (Detroit), had this to say... "This duo has the power, skill and the talent to steal shows. They use mind control and subliminal message to attract and win over audiences...this skill is known as fire pimpin' to the tenth degree." The FBI released profiles on the two hybrids that answer to the names of A.P. (Panic) and Gutta Cat. They are known to floss, take all the women; as well as show out everywhere they have been sighted. Other artist and promoters beware! Do not speak their names irreverently. Player haters keep your distance and do not try to apprehend. They are considered armed and extremely dangerous to anyone who is unfortunate enough to get in their way. Disc Jockeys and Radio are asked to add these to your most wanted Play List.